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Var dödsstjärnans undergång ett insiderjobb? december 9, 2007

Posted by Stefan Karlsson in Humor.
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Jag hittade nyss en rad väldigt tänkvärda och lustiga påpekanden som angående dödsstjärnans förintelse i den första Star Wars-filmen, den från 1977 . En utmärkt parodi på de konspirationsteorier som cirkulerar på nätet kring hur Bush och CIA låg bakom 9/11 och om hur det inte var flygplanen utan sprängladdningar som låg bakom förstörelsen av World Trade Center och delar av Pentagon. Några godbitar:

Klar anspelning på Bush och The Little Pet Goat

3) Why was the rebel pilot who supposedly destroyed the Death Star reported to be on the Death Star days, maybe hours, prior to its destruction? Why was he allowed to escape, and why were several individuals dressed in Stormtrooper uniforms seen helping him?

4) Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?

5) Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols and personally pilot a lightly armored TIE Fighter? Conveniently, this placed Lord Vader outside of the Death Star when it was destroyed, where he was also conveniently able to escape from a large-sized rebel fleet that had just routed the Imperial forces. Why would Lord Vader, one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Government, suddenly decide to fly away from the Death Star in the middle of a battle? Did he know something that the rest of the Imperial Navy didn’t?

7) Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord Vader’s son? Evidence also shows that the droids were brought to one Ben Kenobi, who, records indicate, was Darth Vader’s teacher many years earlier! Are all these personal connections between the conspirators and a key figure in the Imperial government supposed to be coincidences?

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